Exceedingly, Exceptionally DREADFUL Jokes Corner #2

There hasn't been much snow this winter, but I've decided we need some snowman jokes.  (How lucky could you get?)

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

• Frosted Flakes.

Where do snowmen put their webpages? 

• On the winternet.

Why did a snowman send his father to Siberia?

• Because he wanted a frozen pop.

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed? 

• You wake up wet !

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

• Frostbite.