Exceedingly, Exceptionally DREADFUL Jokes Corner #1

As you know, jokes are not my speciality.  But I am determined to improve upon my joke-telling skills.  Here's a first installment.....  you can let me know how I'm doing anytime.... 

Why did the chicken cross the road?   

• Colonel Sanders Response: "What, I missed one?"

What is black, white and red all over?

• A penguin holding its breath or  A sunburned zebra.

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

• No, they eat their fingers separately.

Sometimes I even make myself laugh !!!  (I know that's hard to believe.)